MERKLS, Connor Cook and Rachel Duffus

Feet of powdered milk
Cankles of the doughiest dough
Shins of tallest grasses
Oh I hate you so.


Knees of bulbous plaster
Thighs of the fishiest roe
Hips of Shakira
Oh I loathe you so.


Privates- most unimpressive
Navel of dustiest woe
Stomach of lard
Oh I detest you so.


Cleavage of geriatric femme
Collarbone lost and sallow
Neck of butter left un-churned
Oh I love you so.